FAQ

Is this thing really anonymous?: Yes, it's really anonymous. We don't track you, we don't keep any personal information on you whatsoever. We do, however, keep track of the following: Gender, Age, City, State/Province, Country and hesitation time. This information is stored on a per-response basis, so there is no way that we can link it to you. Don't worry, it's as private as anything could be on the internet.
Why are you doing this?: Well, we think it's cool. We like statistics and we know that, like us, everyone thinks strange and messed up things from time to time. We've always been curious about what people actually think of us, and we think other people are too.
Why should I tell you the truth?: Why the hell not. We won't tell anyone. Well, ok — that's a lie. We're going to tell the world! But we're going to tell the world about people in general, not about you... we don't even know you. Plus, not telling the truth won't really do anything other than make this entire site pointless. If you really want to do that, then we can't stop you — but it won't really do much more. Telling the truth, being honest with yourself, does so much more.
What happens if I lie?: Satan will find you at night and send you burning, forever burning, into the lake of fire! Or nothing... but it's a better story the first way. And it means that we might be able to say some pretty interesting things in the future.
What are you doing to do with the answers?: We're going to sell them to the NSA for one million dollars!!! Muahahaha! Ok, no. We're just going to make nice little stats and charts out of them so that the person you're answering questions about can figure out what they can do to be a better person.